hello MY Shotians and welcome back to another installment of: SHOT IN BLOGOSPHERE!

It has been almost two months since last we spoke and a lot has transpired in the world of Shot. Grasebo is traveling the world, spreading his gospel of bass to the masses, like a wandering monk in search of the holy grail of basslines. He’s going to the four corners of the earth, looking for anyone or anything that can compete with him on the bass. So far no one has been strong enough to compete with his lightning fast picking, his frantic stage presence, his earth busting sound, and his incredible mane of hair.

Hector has been sitting in a hut in Tibet, meditating on new riffs and solos to melt faces with. He is focusing all his powers and technique to create new Shot songs that will blow a hole into your conscious mind and send you on a rock journey you will never forget. Riffs and solos that will make the men bow down in acknowledgment of his awesomeness and will make the women worship his strings and fretboard.

Besto is amassing an army. Why is he amassing an army you ask? To fight against bland and cheap rock thats why. With all the rallys going on in Washington D.C. Besto has put his name in the ballot box and is coordinating a “Rally to Rock!” rally. In a couple of weeks, a fleet of M-1 tanks blaring Metallica’s “Don’t Tread on Me” will roll onto the White House lawn, followed by a million rock fans who will cry out in one voice “FUCK THE VOTE, JUST ROCK & ROLL!” Besto will jump out of one of the tanks with a bullhorn and demand that congress, the president, the supreme court, the entire house of representatives and senate all be put on trial for being a bunch of lame asses and all of them be beheaded one by one right in front of the old CBGBs.

As for “The Judge” Roach McPoach, well he took a little time away from destroying drumsticks or any piece of wood that looked like a drumstick, blasting holes into his bass drum with his Hobbit-esque feet of doom. cracking cymbals and creating black hole vortex’s where mediocre drummers are sucked into, never to be heard from again, and playing at speeds that created tornadoes in his beloved city of new york that took down trees and powerlines alike, crushing cars and ripping up concrete and metal, to tie the knot with his long time squeeze and “his old lady” as he likes to put it, Mrs. Roach. The Judge had her change her name legally to Mrs Roach a couple of years ago, but he finally decided to make it legit. The wedding was amazing, there were togas…there was beer…there was liqour…there was wine…there were flasks…and thats really all they needed. There was also cake, good food, dancing, and even Shot’s own Hector Marin caugtht the garter belt, so it looks like he’s the next one on the choppin…i mean the next one to tie the knot.

Now if any of you are true Shot fans you may have noticed i have left someone out of the Shot update. Yes its true, Billy Sioux has departed the Shot docks and is sailing to that big arena on the horizon. We here at Shot in blogosphere will miss Billy, with his crazy antics jumping on bars, jumping on tables, jumping on chairs, basically jumping on anything that dangerously sort of supported his weight. We’ll also miss his wardrobe, which some say rivaled that of Little Richard, Liberace, and Macho Man Randy Savage put together. Billy we wish you the best and hope you kill another bear to add to your closet in the near future.

I know what you’re thinking right now “if Billy has left the band, who’s taking the reigns of this iron horse of sonic death and destruction we know as Shot?” Well i would like to tell you, but i don’t want to ruin the surprise. You’ll just have to come to the next Shot show and find out for yourselves now won’t you? What i can tell you is that this new guy is very talented and has traveled far to split your ears in two with his vocal chords of carnage.

Speaking of the next show that is the news of the day. Shot has booked some upcoming gigs in New York City. Some venues, like some women that i know, just can’t get enough of the pounding that Shot delivers and the boys in Shot are more than eager to satisfy the thirst. So check out the tab on the side of this blog for upcoming shows that Shot will no doubt destroy.

Now its time for: “Shot at the movies”

Todays installment: The Expendables. This is a Shot approved movie. Starring over half a dozen of cinemas top action stars, both old and new, The Expendables is a tour de force of macho, action driven, mindless killing. If you’re looking for a lot of plot and character development, then this is not the movie for you. While there’s some sort of a story going on and the acting and in-jokes between everyone is fun and great, it’s the action that’s worth your money. Lots of explosions, lots of guns, lots of bullets, lots of dead people. That’s the way Sly Stallone likes it, and that’s the way Shot likes it too. On a side note, in watching the movie, there’s an aftermath scene showing all the dead laying around, cars are on fire, smoke in the air, i was reminded of every Shot show, because that’s how every Shot show ends.

well that does it for Shot in Blogosphere. Remember to check the tab on the right side of this blog to look up the dates for the upcoming shows and figure out which one you can get your face melted on. Because rock….is a terrible thing to waste.

Till next time, my pretties…